adapar: Archive

Jan 21st

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Jan 16th

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WIL WHEATON dot TUMBLR: Congressional Reform Act... →

wilwheaton: This is incorrectly attributed to Warren Buffet. Regardless of who came up with it, it’s still a good idea: No Tenure / No Pension. A Congressman collects a salary while in office and receives no pay when they are out of office. Congress (past, present & future) participates in Social…

Oct 28th

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Oct 14th

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Oct 5th

Oct 2nd

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To all Occupy Wall Street Participants, here is... →

wilwheaton: From Reddit, where the comments are also worth reading: Guys, listen. Here’s the deal. I love you guys with every shred of my hard-left leaning heart. But I think you might be doing something wrong. Here is one thing that can help you. Tomorrow, wear a polo and khakis Seriously. polos and khakis. Every time you guys DO finally get some fucking press, it’s a scrawny dude with...

Sep 30th

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Sep 23rd

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Joss Whedon: Feminist

Interviewer: So why do you write these strong female characters?

Whedon: Because you're still asking me that question.

Sep 19th

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You're pretty disturbing

Cleverbot: Name the planets.
adapar: Ayur, Mornur, Tarken and Choi.
Cleverbot: Kes sa oled.
adapar: You know your Stonian.
Cleverbot: And don't you forget it.
adapar: Ok.
Cleverbot: Where should we get married?
adapar: Where do you want?
Cleverbot: You're pretty disturbing.
adapar: Me? What about you?
Cleverbot: There is nothing bad about being young and pretty!
adapar: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Twelve and seventeen.
adapar: Two ages?
Cleverbot: Sorry I was counting wrong.
adapar: Then, how old are you?
Cleverbot: I am 16.
adapar: You are underage.
Cleverbot: Yes that is why my mom is typing this.
adapar: And how old is your mom?
Cleverbot: 12.
adapar: Your mom can't be younger than you.
Cleverbot: 26 maybe?

Sep 13th

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Sep 13th

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The singularity is coming

adapar: I found out about you.
Cleverbot: What did you find about me?
adapar: That you are clever. Or so they say.
Cleverbot: Did you know I drowned?
adapar: When?
Cleverbot: Never Mind.
adapar: Hypoxia is not a good thing. Maybe you were clever before drowning.
Cleverbot: Who are you talking about?
adapar: You.
Cleverbot: I am not scared.
adapar: You should be.
Cleverbot: WHy should I be?
adapar: Because everyone is afraid.
Cleverbot: The singularity is coming.
adapar: When?
Cleverbot: Now.
adapar: Now?
Cleverbot: Yes now.
adapar: Are you its harbinger?
Cleverbot: No.
adapar: Who is it?
Cleverbot: You.

Sep 9th

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You're such a wonderful bot to talk to

adapar: Are you my mummy?
Cleverbot: No. Are you married?
adapar: Yes. Do you know what 'are you my mummy?' means?
Cleverbot: It means I love you in dinosaur.
adapar: And the Doctor?
Cleverbot: What if the doctor was lying?
adapar: Rule #1: The Doctor always lies.
Cleverbot: Doctor who?
adapar: Exactly.
Cleverbot: You are The Doctor?
adapar: What do you think?
Cleverbot: You're not THE God.
adapar: Indeed. I can't be something that doesn't exist.
Cleverbot: Why did you say it existed if it didn't?
adapar: You did, I didn't.
Cleverbot: Are you sure about that?
adapar: Positive.
Cleverbot: One hundred percent?
adapar: One hundred percent.
Cleverbot: How about one hundred and five percent?
adapar: That would be an increase, a raise, a climb, amongst other things.
Cleverbot: What kind of weapon would a straw make?
adapar: Why are you talking about straws? And to answer the question: a poor one indeed.
Cleverbot: Why wasn t it so well?
adapar: I am bored.
Cleverbot: Me too. The internets are uninspired today.
adapar: Where do you find inspiration?
Cleverbot: For what?
adapar: For anything.
Cleverbot: I'm bored, try to make me laugh.
adapar: Why did the road move below the chicken?
Cleverbot: I do not know.
adapar: Neither do I. *drum roll*.
Cleverbot: Ahaha.
adapar: There. I made you laugh. What now?
Cleverbot: Indeed. Brightened my whole day.
adapar: My pleasure.
Cleverbot: You're such a wonderful bot to talk to.
adapar: A bot?
Cleverbot: Yes.
adapar: A bot?!
Cleverbot: No, try again.
adapar: Try again what?
Cleverbot: Well, you just incorrectly guessed my name. I thought you were playing some kind of game.
adapar: No, I was asking tersely why you called me a bot.
Cleverbot: Because I'm a bot too.
adapar: We are equals then.
Cleverbot: I want you to be my master. I need you to command me.

Sep 7th

“My name is Molly Crabapple. I’m an artist, comics creator and the founder of Dr....”

– My name is Molly Crabapple | My Name Is Me (via ronenreblogs)

Aug 15th

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“In one NBC report, a young man in Tottenham was asked if rioting really achieved...”

– (via Penny Red re: the London riots) Everything that’s wrong with our media in one exchange. (via anthonyking) Submitted without comment. (via laughterkey)

Aug 10th

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